1404 Pacific · Apartment for Rent

Here's What The Apartment Is: Newly Renovated 4 Bed, 2 Bath w/ Laundry In Building- Available ASAP or July 1st Enormous Living Room w/ Stunning Original Details - Fireplace, Dark Wood Molding, Parquet Hardwood Floors Eat-In Kitchen w/ Granite Countertops, Stainless Steel Appliances, Dishwasher King-Sized Bedrooms w/ Large Closets & Windows - AMAZING Natural Light Beautifully Tiled Designer Baths, Washer and Dryer In Building Easy Access to A/C Trains @ Kingston-Throop and Nostrand. Short Walk to Franklin Ave, Prospect Heights, Vanderbilt Ave First & Security, No Utilities Included, Pets Accepted Here's Who I Am: A comedian, writer, and creator of https://twitter.com/midschooldance An obsessive fan of The Simpsons (favorite ep: Marge vs the Monorail) The guy in the picture, screaming and covered in ash Someone who truly enjoys helping people find the right apartment Here's Who You Might Be: A seasoned NYC apartment hunter, looking for a great deal A newcomer to the city, unsure how to begin your housing search A human in need of a place to live If you want someone who will yell at you until you rent an apartment, contact pretty much any other broker you can find. I highly recommend them in this regard. If you want the guy who actually thought making this ad was a good idea, has access to hundreds of other listings, and just wants to treat you like a human being, call or text BILLY- 774-571-0630 Photo (c) Sasha Arutyunova 2011 https://sashaarutyunova.com