1260 Pacific Street Brooklyn NY · Apartment for Rent

Here's What The Apartment Is: Massive 4 Bed, 2 Bath, Newly Renovated - Available Now or October 1st 20x12 True Separate Living Room King-Sized Bedrooms Eat-In Kitchen with Dishwasher, Granite Countertops Two Full Beautifully Tiled Baths Laundry In Basement! Short Walk to A/C Trains at Nostrand Ave, 2/3/4/5 on Eastern Parkway Right Around the Corner from Franklin Ave Shops, Restaurants, and Bars First & Security, Heat and Hot Water Included, Pets Accepted Here's Who I Am: A comedian, writer, and creator of https://twitter.com/midschooldance An obsessive fan of The Simpsons (favorite ep: Marge vs the Monorail) The guy in the picture, screaming and covered in ash Someone who truly enjoys helping people find the right apartment Here's Who You Might Be: A seasoned NYC apartment hunter, looking for a great deal A newcomer to the city, unsure how to begin your housing search Somone who meant to click on Casual Encounters and is now extremely confused and/or strangley aroused A human in need of a place to live If you want someone who will yell at you until you rent an apartment, contact pretty much any other broker you can find. I highly recommend them in this regard. If you want the guy who actually thought making this ad was a good idea, has access to hundreds of other listings, and just wants to treat you like a human being... Call or Text BILLY- 774-571-0630 Photo (c) Sasha Arutyunova https://sashaarutyunova.com