949 Montgomery St 11213 · Apartment for Rent

Open House Sunday December 15th, 12pm - Call for Details Here's What The Apartment Is: Enormous 1 Bed (or flex 2 bed), 1 Bath, Available Now or January 1st True Separate Living Room (can be 2nd bedroom) King-Sized Bedroom Eat-In Kitchen Pre-War Building w/ Elevator Short Walk to 3/4 Trains at Utica and Kingston Ave and 2/5 Trains at President Street Easy Access to Shops and Restaurants at Franklin Ave and Vanderbilt Ave in Prospect Heights and Fort Greene 1 Block to Laundry First & Security, Heat and Hot Water Included, Pets Accepted Here's Who I Am: A comedian, writer, and creator of An obsessive fan of The Simpsons (favorite ep: Marge vs the Monorail) Someone who truly enjoys helping people find the right apartment Here's Who You Might Be: A seasoned NYC apartment hunter, looking for a great deal A newcomer to the city, unsure how to begin your housing search Someone who meant to click on Casual Encounters and is now extremely confused and/or strangely aroused A human in need of a place to live If you want someone who will yell at you until you rent an apartment, contact pretty much anyone else you can find online. I highly recommend them in this regard. If you want the guy who actually thought making this ad was a good idea, has access to hundreds of other listings, and just wants to treat you like a human being... Call or Text BILLY- 774-571-0630 Photo (c) Sasha Arutyunova 2011