So I finally get around to checking this place out yesterday. It's a mess. It looks like the past inhabitants were the Munsters. Stuff all over the walls and everything. Bringing Bushwick DOWN - if THAT'S something you can imagine. Then I see it. The YARD. And every drug I've ever done comes flashing past me in some sort of epic, psychedelic, panoramic epiphany. And suddenly the place becomes and remains THE GREATEST APARTMENT I'VE EVER SEEN!
I mean:
-Condition: Excellent - not really
-Hardwood Floors - well, yeah
-Railroad styled bedrooms - but they're big
-Renovated - please
-New Bathroom - compared to what?
-New Kitchen Appliances - ok, already. they get it. this whole thing's a comedy
-Live-in Super - who's probably a narc
-Heat/Hot Water Included - that helps
-YARD YARD YARD YARD YARD!!!