2001 South Voss Road · Apartment for Rent

You clear the dust off that old dusty box, you know, the one that somehow made it into the moving truck from back home even though you haven’t seen it since you were a wee lad. You crack open the box, and find a curiously charming binder that gives you a calming reminiscence of a serene childhood. In it you find…...your long lost binder of rare holographic Pokemon cards! “Whoa! I haven’t seen these in years!” you say. “I wonder what these are worth….” After digging around the interwebs for a while, you encounter a small exclusive forum filled with eccentric billionaires from countries with questionable political structures and sub-par human rights records with a peculiarly poignant taste for Pokemon cards. After learning of your recent rediscovery, the billionaires get into a bidding war over your collection. One offers are particularly large sum of money with lots of zeros and commas. The winning bidder flies you on his private jet to his lovely countryside chateau and now you’re all rich and stuff. Awesome! That’s kinda what like living here is like…..kinda. _______________________________________ Quick Info This is one of a many units in the building. There’s a variety of floorplans at various prices. Unit do not come furnished. This is just a sample model unit designed by some unusually fancy designer person. Apartments use freaky alien technology to change prices to reflect supply/demand/building availability/move in time frame. Kinda how hotels and airlines change prices I’m free to work with! Like, super duper free. I like to make unreasonably detailed research spreadsheets for my clients looking for apartments. Horray spreadsheets! (said no one, ever) Total move in costs usually run below $700 (app/admin/deposit) Tacos. Just go along with it. ___________________________________________________________ Apartment Amenities Soaking Tub Built-In Buffets with Granite Slab Tops Built-In Wine Racks Digital Front Entry Locks Dressing Rooms, Closets and Seasonal Storage Expansive Kitchen Islands Frameless Glass Walk-in Showers with Separate Soaking Tubs Front-Loading Washers & Dryer in Every Home Frosted Glass Doors Ice & Water Dispensing Refrigerators In-home Digital Safes Intrusion Alarms with Motion Detection Patio Fireplaces Private Terraces & Patios ___________________________________________________________ Community Amenities Abundant Parking and Private Garages Available Boutique-style Community Carpeted Climate Controlled Corridors Concierge Package Lockers Guest Suite Accommodations Available Health Club Online Resident Portal and Resident Rewards Program Outdoor Entertainment Lounge with Grilling Stations Tired of researching that new apartment? We’re Taco Street Locating. Through years of magic wizardry stuff, complicated algorithms, and occasional witchcraft, we’ve found a way to harness the awesome powers of tacos and apply it to apartment locating. Trust us, it look a lot of magic. But anyways, we did it. Let us be the corn and or flour wrapped tortilla that wraps all of your apartment hunting mess into a comprehensive yet simple metaphorical research taco. Guacamole and all. Oh, we’re free to work with too. So…. reach out to us!