Warped floors. Mice. Mold. Moths. Water infiltration. Cracked plaster. Exposed wires. Abusive upstairs Tenants that stomp from 6 am to end of evening.
Many other special features. Rear Garage with rotted door and concrete.
Rear hang-out for late night drunkards. No winter access in rear to Garage.
Worst Mgt Co. in the city. Name should be shortened to LAME MisMgt.
Repairs done (when and if) by unlicensed handymen.
Almost forgot! All windows leak...
Downstairs bathroom has walls soft as putty.
This place is FUBAR and can never be repaired properly.
Beware!!! "It is what it is"... ;-)
p.s. The ad might say 6 Bedrooms. Be careful as the other rooms are not fit for a bed. They are more of a small office.
p.p.s. I forgot about the all the Cats and Squirrels. Oh, and let us not forget the passive aggressive women living upstairs. They will drive you nuts. Stink up the place with their mystery cooking and constantly complain that it is too cold.
UPDATE: This unit has many City Code violations that have never been addressed as someone in the City Inspector's Office has overlooked the place (probably for some compensation $$$). Beware of Slum Lords!!!
Lameer/Friedman Joke Squad.
GOOD LUCK!!!