Open House Sunday December 15th, 12pm - Call for Details
Here's What The Apartment Is:
Enormous 1 Bed (or flex 2 bed), 1 Bath, Available Now or January 1st
True Separate Living Room (can be 2nd bedroom)
King-Sized Bedroom
Eat-In Kitchen
Pre-War Building w/ Elevator
Short Walk to 3/4 Trains at Utica and Kingston Ave and 2/5 Trains at President Street
Easy Access to Shops and Restaurants at Franklin Ave and Vanderbilt Ave in Prospect Heights and Fort Greene
1 Block to Laundry
First & Security, Heat and Hot Water Included, Pets Accepted
Here's Who I Am:
A comedian, writer, and creator of
An obsessive fan of The Simpsons (favorite ep: Marge vs the Monorail)
Someone who truly enjoys helping people find the right apartment
Here's Who You Might Be:
A seasoned NYC apartment hunter, looking for a great deal
A newcomer to the city, unsure how to begin your housing search
Someone who meant to click on Casual Encounters and is now extremely confused and/or strangely aroused
A human in need of a place to live
If you want someone who will yell at you until you rent an apartment, contact pretty much anyone else you can find online. I highly recommend them in this regard.
If you want the guy who actually thought making this ad was a good idea, has access to hundreds of other listings, and just wants to treat you like a human being...
Call or Text
BILLY- 774-571-0630
Photo (c) Sasha Arutyunova 2011